The one who laughs last is the slowest.
The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
The Carpenter
An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer/contractor of his plans to leave the house building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family. He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire. They could get by.
The contractor was sorry to see his good worker go and asked if he could build just one more house as a personal favor. The carpenter said yes, but in time it was easy to see that his heart was not in his work. He resorted to shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an unfortunate way to end his career.
Ni minsan, hindi ko naranasang magkaroon ng isang lolo. Maaga kasing naulila ang nanay ko sa ama. 5 years old siya nung namatay ang tatay niya. Ang ama ko naman ay nilayasan ng ama nung sila’y bata pa. Wala naman akong malapit na kamag-anak na matandang lalaki para sana ituring na lolo. Wala akong…
BURIKITO’s day
burikitos + hot potato + san mig apple + friends = happiness at super busog PERFECT!!
Hindi naman natin kailangan ng taong ibbigay sa atin ang lahat lahat sapat na ung hindi tayo iiwan anu man ang manyare..
i hate it when im trying to look cute for a picture and my dick falls out
OKAY. PAMPAGITHING. :)))))))
WHY AM I STILL STARING….. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO.
(Source: beefamous)
About me
I am Me. In all the world, there is no one else exactly like me. Everything that comes out of me is authentically mine, because I alone chose it -- I own everything about me.!A friendly gal wit a nice disposition'...People often adjucate me as an arrogant and goof person but theyre totaly wrong coz if u guys got 2 know me better u'll probably think its the other way around ..just ask those who really apprehand me im a FRIEND which u can really depend upon and i can be really a sweet and sensitive... I feel great everytime i secours people wit their problems it just gives me that sense of tranquility from within im also fun 2 b wid coz i beleive tat i have a great sense of humor'...im an ambidextrous person..if u want nytouts just hit my .F u want to tok about serious stuff ill listen..
I can be your friend but never your worst enemy because why bother making enemies when you can just ditch them and go on with what you do best having a life. what you see is not what you get so come inside and take a look around. Dont think Im a snob just secluding myself to some people who have a deteriorating brain and the like. But Im actually friendly.I do crazy stuffs. Im Spoiled. Stubborn! Hardheaded. Headstrong. I love challenges.Im such a sloth.Im very lazy and slow. Cant keep up with this fast-paced world. I symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life.I dislike hypocrisy and tend to be away from hypocrites. Im typical snobbish girl that has her own world. Holds her own principles and follows her own rules which is definitely true because I make my own rules. Sometimes.If we can get along better than any other sHits in the world, then we can jive.. if not. why make ourselves feel worse? Just simply quit... (stuff) I hate rpg games. I dont play ragnarok. I copy, Im a freak, Im shy, Im wild, Im hyper, Im lazy, Im a crammer, I fight, I love, I sin, Im weird, I fool, I laugh..
THOUGH I STILL HAVE THAT NEGaTIVE SIDE OF ME(WE ALL DO) IM RILI TRYING HARD 2 DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!! BELEIVE ME!!!!!
